It’s as simple as something that nobody knows that her eyes are as big
as her bubbly toes
on the feet of a queen of the hearts of the cards and her feet are all
covered with tar balls and scars
It’s as common as something that nobody knows that her beauty will
follow wherever she goes
up the hill in the back of her house in the would she love me forever,
I know she could

I remember when you and me mmm how we used to be just good friends
Wouldn’t give me none
But all I wanted was some
She’s got a whole lot of reasons
She cant think of a single one
That can justify leaving
and he got none but he thinks he got so many problems
Man he got, too much time to waste

His dreams are like commercials
But her dreams are picture perfect and
Our dreams are so related though they’re often underestimated

It’s as simple as something that nobody knows that
Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes
On the feet of the queen of the hearts of the cards
And her feet are infested with tar balls and

La da da da da da

Well I was eating lunch at the D. L. G.
When this little girl came and she sat next to me
I never seen nobody move the way she did
Well she did and she does and she’ll do it again

When you move like a jellyfish
Rhythm don’t mean nothing
You go with the flow
You don’t stop
Move like a jellyfish
Rhythm is nothing
You go with the flow
You don’t stop

It’s as common as something that nobody knows it
Her beauty will follow wherever she goes
Up the hill in the back of her house in the wood
She’ll love me forever, I know she

If you would only listen
You might just realize what you’re missing
You’re missing me
If you would only listen
You might just realize what you’re missing
You’re missing me

It’s as simple as something that nobody knows that
Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes
On the feet of the queen of the hearts of the cards
And her feet are infested with tar balls and

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We all know people like to comment on blogs for SEO purposes. Whenever I read an article that has a comment box in it, I almost automatically think of writing a comment to show some love and get a nice little link back to my website. Of course by default these are NOFOLLOW links, but they are links just the same and help advertise your website. Whenever I do that, I would always try to write something witty. I usually find myself checking out a person’s blog if I find his comment witty or interesting, as opposed to the 298,349,834 other variations of the “nice post, thanks!” crap, which serve no purpose than to pollute the internet with more spammage.

Take for example the five most recent comments on my blog. I know Gnob is Bong and is commenting just to get some link back love. At least he took 10 seconds to type something interesting and contributory, as opposed to the last 2 comments which are basically no brainers you can cut and paste into every damn blog post you can find.

That is why I usually mark these comments as spam. Good riddance!

/end rant

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Ever been in one of those days where you desperately needed a vagina and none could be found? Now you can actually make your own and carry it anywhere you want!

Pornogami FTW.

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Five days after the opening of the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, the Philippines is still at the bottom of the pit with a grand total of 0 medals! This is a HUGE improvement over the 2004 Olympics in Athens where we managed to bag 9 medals (2 silvers and 7 bronze)! I feel ecstatic already.

When an office mate of mine told me that whoever gets the first gold medal in the 2008 Olympics was going to get 5 million pesos, a house and lot, and a car, I thought hey, that’s a good thing. No problem, right? Now all we have to do is get that gold medal.

Image and statistics courtesy of Yahoo!

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Kom In I Garderoben is cool a Swedish site that will automatically generate an MTV-like video from any music file. The site is preloaded with a bunch of sample tunes, but you can actually upload your own MP3 file and watch as the video plays to its beat.

It’s very neat stuff, though it gets boring after a few minutes of repetition. I’m not really sure what this site is all about though, I wish I could understand Swedish

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It’s Super Saiyan Sonic!!!

(HINT: it’s near the end of the trailer)

What a way to start the day.

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Just stumbled upon SoundManager 2, a JavaScript library that handles sound playback, something that has been missing in JavaScript, which leads developers to resort to Flash instead.

From the website:

SoundManager 2 is an attempt at providing the sound API which Javascript has been missing. It’s a Javascript library which wraps and extends Flash’s sound capabilities, bringing cross-platform audio functionality to Javascript.

The description basically states that SoundManager still uses Flash for playback, which is a bit heavy and still not a native solution, but a workaround is a workaround. Kudos to Scott Schiller on the awesome work!

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It seems that Google wants a piece of the VR (virtual reality) revenue pie oh so famously milked to its bare skin and bones by Second Life, by introducing the new Google Lively (beta, of course!)

From the website meta-description:

Chat and hangout with your friends in rooms you design and customize your avatar. Experience another dimension of the web with Lively by Google.

Lively’s features include the following:

• Create your own virtual space

  Chat and interact with your friends in rooms you design

• Express yourself

  Customize your avatar and stream personal photos and video

• Add your room to your site

  Invite your friends to chat and help decorate

Google may have has also embraced the popular torrent based distribution method by providing a 450kb download, which is what I believe to be a torrent downloader. Note that this is just my unconfirmed hunch. After all, the mighty Google has all the bandwidth in the world to spare, and then some.

Of course, creating an account is easy as 1-2-3. If you already have a GMail account, all you have to do is sign in to the Google Lively website and it’s activated.
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The army of darkness has once again come alive, this time in full 3D glory!

Blizzard, makers of World Of Warcraft and Starcraft has unveiled Diablo 3 last June 28. Screenshots and photos can be found at the official Blizzard website for Diablo III.

While you’re at it, check out this Diablo 3 insider preview over at mmosite.

While there is no mention of a release date, we can be almost certain that it will come after Starcraft 3. Blizzard has assured us that we can look forward to a fulfilling multiplayer experience. This is very exciting, given that its predecessors were Diablo 1 and 2 were huge successes in that area. Combine that with the running the #1 MMOG World of Warcraft I look forward to a very mature gaming experience.

When that time comes, I am sure we will have another smash hit first person and MMO game to look forward to!

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