And the winner is …

Ms. Vivian Tan!

Oh wait. Ahahaha. I’m so sorry. Ahahahaha.

It’s actually the buck-toothed underage with the annoying giggle who refuses to converse in Tagalog.

Ahahaha (if my phone could play wav files this would be my new ring tone)

I actually saw this live on the television, but being the numb person that I am my reaction was a deadpan, “what a lame contest … is that what Bb. Pilipinas contestants are like nowadays?” My amusement drive kicked in one day later, where she was the highlight of every Filipino conversation. Only then did I find out that she was actually the only oddball in the group — the other contestants spoke fluently and gave very intelligent answers. Because I did not bother to finish watching Bb. Pilipinas after seeing Janina San Miguel’s stupidity, only through friends was I able to find out that she actually won.

SHE. FREAKING. WON.

Oh. My. Gash. What the duck?

This joker is going to represent the Philippines internationally? You have got to be kidding, right? I was semi-hoping that news of her winning the pageant was actually a follow up to the big joke. But no.

Here’s the punchline, though. She is not even beautiful and she has no poise. She is obviously trying. In pageants like this, you should not even try. You just have to be.

I guess the quality of contestants have really deminished since the days of Charlene Gonzales.

To paraphrase Jaime’s reaction to it all:

“This has got to be the ugliest batch of girls I have ever seen. They are all as thin as sticks”

So true. At least for two days Filipinos found something else to entertain themselves with besides the ongoing carnival in the government.

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