You may deceive all the people part of the time,
and part of the people all the time,
but not all the people all the time.– Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of US (1809 – 1865)
I couldn’t help but laugh at this site, which has recently risen amidst all the scandals and issues currently being tied to the Philippine government.
The link to the site came to me attached with a forwarded e-mail, which you can read below:
My Fellow e-Mandirigma,
They must really think we’re all morons!
When they could no longer deny nor explain the money received by Among Ed Panlilio and Bulacan Gov. Mendoza, the League of Provinces of the Philippines (LPP) owned up to the money claiming that the disbursement to neophyte governors was part of their “capability building project”. And this came out on the very same day the LPP published full page ads in ALL major dailies declaring unequivocally that no cash exchanged hands during the meeting of Governors and Mayors in Malacanan.
There was one problem – that story could not explain the amounts received by Abante and one other Congressman.
So, the other day, they came out with a parallel storyline. This time, House Deputy Speaker “Girlie” Villarosa, speaking as Secretary of Kampi – the President’s very own political party, owned up to the cash given to Abante and the other Congressman. Of course, she had to qualify that the “President had no knowledge of this, and that Puno – as Party Chair, knew of the funds but not the details of its disbursement.” Puno, on his part, feigned being hurt for being put “out of the loop” of such an important transaction.
I was listening to Anthony Taberna interviewing Villarosa and I was both amused and appalled at her gall in peddling such incredulous lies. She was fumbling all over and could not even answer basic questions like who selects the recipients, who authorized disbursement, etc. They forgot to tell her it takes professionals like Bunye and Puno to lie with a straight face and without mumbling words.
The text-in reactions said it all. To Villarosa, one texter said, “More practice!” and to Puno, another texter said, “Fire your scriptwriter.” But the real clincher was Chief Presidential Legal Counsel Sergio Apostol’s reaction. He was visibly irked at the contradicting statements coming out of the Palace and its allies. His advice: “Just shut up!”
My own advice is for them to first agree on which lies they would like as to believe as true, before speaking up.
Tama na! Sobra na! Ginagago na talaga tayo!
If you feel this way, too – I invite you to do something about it:
Sabi nga ni Abraham Lincoln:
Kaya mong gaguhin ang ilang tao sa lahat ng pagkakataon,
Kay among gaguhin ang lahat ng tao sa ilang pagkakataon,
Pero di mo kayang gaguhin ang lahat ng tao sa lahat ng pagkakataon.
Please post to all egroups you are subscribed to, and pass on to your friends and relatives. Together, we may yet rise from this morally bankrupt government.
God bless,
Enteng
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8 Responses to Pinoy Big Briber – Political Satire On The Philippine Government
Filipinas-GD
November 11th, 2007 at 2:49 am
Not surprising. Such things are not only happening in the government but in common places. Like a squatter fooling a fellow squatter. Yes, the government is at fault, but isn’t it our fault why we have such government like this? We vote for corrupt politicians. Filipinos just get what they deserve.
Neil
November 11th, 2007 at 5:03 am
Thanks to you, I’ve finally landed on that site (and even signed for the petition).
Too bad, I couldn’t print it. My printer’s got dusty and all. And my black shirt? Nah, eaten by cockroaches. Goners already.
Neil’s last blog post..changing
Dennison Uy - Graphic Designer
November 11th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
@Filipinas-GD: for me, it was more like voting against the person you do not want to win e.g. voting for the lesser of two evils. Either that, or don’t vote at all. What choice do we have?
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alex padua
December 4th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
let’s all be one,and stand out for our freedom!!
palayasin na si gloria,ngayon ngpapasarap lang sa europe.!!!!gamit ang pera ng bayan!!!
rona
May 4th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
wala ng kadala dala ang Pinyo! Boto na naman sa 2010 heheheh jan na naman si Juan de la Cruz. Benta na naman ang boto. Mga gago at tanga kasi ang Pinoy. Kapwa Pinoy pinagkakakitaan.
Jonna Indic
May 20th, 2009 at 5:36 am
This is nice … Kepp ‘em jokes cooming!