Five rules to remember in life
Five rules to remember in life:
- Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
- Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.