Taken from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432021/board/nest/86148979

1. Leaders of corporations often wear sunglasses to underground — completely dark meeting rooms.

2. When the end of the world happens — there will gangs formed just to lure people in to rape and murder them.

3. A virus can cause the entire planet to become sand-ridden.

4. Pork and beans will be a delicacy when zombies take over the world.
— also someone will be able to decipher the difference of can goods just by shaking them. Make sure he/she is the person that is in charge of the food. Get on their good side too (because nobody wants lima beans)

5. I have a hard time trusting my life to someone that just killed thousands of birds with their mind.

6. No matter how long I go without brushing my teeth, they will always stay completely white.

7. If someone mentions to a large group of people that “we are moving to Alaska” everyone in the crowd will say in unison “hooray” or something along those lines — in unison though — has to be in unison.

8. When the end of the world happens, every car will simply disappear. The roads will be clear for driving and there will never be another car in sight for miles and miles and miles(even when you’re on the strip in Vegas).

9. Always have this plan when you need it. Have your buddy carlos flip a truck in the middle of thousands of zombies and blow it to crap. Then — Drive your vehicle straight through the gates. This is what will happen — The fence will magically form back behind you trapping the zombies outside leaving you plenty of time to figure out how to get into the hive beneath you.

10. When I create a huge corporation — The first thing I have to do is find a little girl to act as the buildings protector. The little girl will wear a nightgown and should have a british accent…

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