Tag: humor
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Amazing planking photo! Real or fake?
For more on planking, check out this Wikipedia entry. The photo shows a girl planking on top of three Red Horse beer bottles.
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Five rules to remember in life
Five rules to remember in life:
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Is being complaint by complaining about non-compliance something that I should complain about?
Is being compliant by complaining about non-compliance something that I should complain about? Dennison Uy 2011.09.14
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Aling Dionisia is the new 2011 Miss Philippines Universe winner
Breaking News: Miss Philippines was the one who really won the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant for 2011! Here’s proof.
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Google maps tells travelers from China to Taiwan to swim across the Pacific Ocean
This is simply hilarious. If you’re from China, going on a trip to Taiwan is easy! All you need to do is follow Google Maps easy steps. Good luck though with step 48! Here’s how you do it: Open Google Maps (click get directions) Type China as your starting point Type Taiwan as your destination…
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How do locals affords ANYTHING in the Philippines?!
Probably one of the most insulting things about the Philippines I have ever read. Sad thing here is there really are people around the world who think like this. Very entertaining post and really made (i.e. ruined) my day. How the heck do they get through life with NOTHING inside their heads?! Huge discrepancy: How…
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Funny photo: Manny Pacquiao’s Taxi?
I was on my way to work today when I almost choked at the name of this cab owned by “Pacquing Transport”. Could this be Manny Pacquiao’s taxi? Maybe he got tired of fighting and decided to retire and be a cab driver. Either way, I wonder what people do inside a “pacquing taxi”? Guess…
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The Evolution of a Programmer
In an e-mail being passed around in the office: The Evolution of a Programmer High School/Jr.High 10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD” 20 END First year in College program Hello(input, output) begin writeln(‘Hello World’) end. Senior year in College (defun hello (print (cons ‘Hello (list ‘World)))) New professional #include <stdio.h> void main(void) { char *message[] = {“Hello…
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Google dream
In the 70’s, I wasn’t born yet, but I wanted to work for IBM. The 80’s came, and I was born wanting to work for Microsoft. Then the 90’s and the Internet arrived, and I wanted to work for Yahoo. Today, I want to work for Google. ??? ??? ??? Profit! Footnote: It’s like, every…